Med vores tophistorie i denne uge om Dominance FC’s jagt på Chael Sonnen, var der ingen tvivl om, hvem ugens quiz skulle handle om.
Chael Sonnen har formentlig sendt flere legendariske verbale jabs af sted end nogen anden kæmper i UFC’s historie. Vi har samlet en buket på 10 styks, og du skal fortælle os, hvem hvert citat gik ud over. Han har skabt sig mange fjender over årene, så for en sjælden gangs skyld er der svarmuligheder med.
Du har fem minutter at gruble i, og vi skal bruge mindst syv rigtige svar for at kalde den bestået. God fornøjelse!
#1. “Listen ______, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you’ll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I’ll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your ‘jiu-jitsu’. I’ll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil.com, password – not required, username – not required. That, ______, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.”
#2. “If ______, a potted cactus, and a slice of pizza from my oven were all on Jeopardy, ______ would not make the final round.”
#3. “______ always says I’m using my mouth to get my opportunities. The only person I know that made money using their mouth was his ex-wife.”
#4. “Im ______, I got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest. Well, I’ll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnens way.”
#5. “Maybe you could give ______ a couple of messages for me. If my name comes out of his mouth again, I will bury him where he stands. And second off, tell ______ to meet me at the hotel in 30 minutes because daddy has a plane to catch and Im summonsing him to carry my luggage.”
#6. “Then ______ a big bully ya know. He goes out and says, just ridiculous things, like he challenges Frank Mir to a fight. Hes not qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich.“
#7. “______ is saying I’m too small to win this tournament? I cut him in half and fight him twice. Why do I give a damn what ______ thinks?”
#8. “After I got through with ______ the only person that would ask for his signature is FedEx.”
#9. “I want to tell you a joke so funny it will make your head grow. It goes like this… Oh wait, I see you have already heard it.”
#10. “He shows up in a language that nobody can understand, in a T-shirt that nobody can read, and somehow that gets over.”
Resultater
Bum! Du lader til at være ligeså begejstret for Sonnens talegaver, som enhver anden han aldrig har snakket om 😉
Fair nok, man kan heller ikke have styr på alle hans citater.
